First Blog Take Dos

Intros for the fail. You want an intro, read my first blog take uno...otherwise known as "-Insert Sarcastic Comment Here-".
Anyways. I honestly have no idea.........what I was just thinking about. I had about a whole paragraph planned out in my head and now it's gone -poof-.
Well, when in doubt, talk about your life. I just checked my email, which I hardly ever do. I found an email from my dad titled "Chuck Norris Shirt". I of course have to click it. What does it say you ask? "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise." That's one of the better Chuck Norris jokes, and it further proves my nerdiness. If you have a problem with nerds, I suggest closing this tab/window right now. I'm as nerdy as they come. I also have a very short attention span and forget things very easily...I had another whole paragraph planned out...this is getting quite depressing.
I was just on Facebook and I saw this:

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It was too amazing not to post. Anyone agree?
Oh. It's finally that time of year again. Spring Break! My family usually does something amazingly awesome, but not this year. Which makes this Spring Break an:

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I'm just kidding. 10 days off school can't be an epic fail no matter what you do with it...